Yes, I'm a feminist.
Yes, I'm a lesbian.
Yes, I'm liberal minded about sex.
Yes, I'm a vegetarian.
Yes, I like baked goods.
Yes, I appreciate the skill of cake decorating.
And, finally, yes, I appreciate jokes.
Despite all of that...
Even I don't want a $250 "Happy Birthday" Vegan Vulva Cake.*
*But if you do, here's the link. Enjoy!