I know. Perfectly nice people smoke pot.
And, it doesn't hurt anyone.
And, it's not really that different from alcohol.
Certainly, not much more harmful, anyhow.
So, stop being judgmental.
I don't judge you about your cake, fatty.
Give me a chance to explain.
You're not supposed to smoke pot!
Remember: This is your brain on drugs!
And, stoners...they're underachievers!
And they smell like smoke.
It was the bad kids in high school who smoked.
And, it seems like a lame coping skill.
And, it's annoying.
Yeah. It seems like they don't want to do anything that isn't "420 friendly."
Okay. I don't have great reasons.
They're probably the same ones that people's parents give.
But, I'm still gonna judge you.
Maybe it isn't right.
But I'm judging you and your pot.