Yes, I'm welcoming myself.
And, no, I'm not new to "the internets," however, I am new to blogging.
Before you cross yourself or do a little circle-circle-dot-dot, I promise that despite my 'newbness' this is not going to be a blog about cute pictures of my children (I don't have any), cute pictures of animals (cute with chris already does that), or cute pictures of hot chicks (see: the rest of the internet for all your pornography needs).
So, Astasia, if those are three things you are not posting about, what are three things you probably will post about? (Good question, self.)
And the answer is:
1) Lesbianism (it's hawt and lovely)
2) Vegetarianism (it's moral and delicious)
3) Feminism (it's equal and necessary)
Depending upon your views, now actually may be the more appropriate time to appeal to your lord or administer a cootie shot. But, if you're somewhat liberal minded, interested in a recipe, a rant, or maybe something scandalous, then, welcome. To the internets, and to my blog. It's nice to have you here.